Funny Christmas Cards

This year, skip the sentimental holiday greeting and opt for a laugh-out-loud funny Christmas card instead. Your friends and family won’t be able to hold back their smiles and chuckles when they open your Christmas card. They’ll be greeted by photos of your family and a humorous message the pokes a little fun at how imperfect (but sweet!) life is!

Funny Sayings for Christmas Cards

Yes, life with young kids is magical, but it’s also totally wild! Our funniest family Christmas cards include sayings that reflect on the joy of the season plus the craziness of family life. Favorite funny quotes for Christmas cards include “All is Not Calm, but All is Still Bright” and “All the Joy We Can Handle”.

Once you’ve found the card you love most, add snapshots of your sassy little ones. The best thing about sending a funny card is that your photos can be imperfect. Even photos of kids looking as grumpy as the Grinch are perfect for our funny cards!

Sarcastic Family Christmas Cards

Our Christmas cards that lean more sarcastic are some of our favorites. You know that perfect family portrait from your photoshoot? Pair it with a card that declares, “This is a Christmas Miracle” or “Our Real Life Looks Nothing Like This”. These cute cards are such a perfect way to share a beautiful images from your family photo session, but deliver a genuine message.

If you’re struggling to find your holiday cheer, choose a sarcastic “Obligatory Christmas Card” message or “We Tried” quote. These personalized cards are just too fun and we promise your friends will be able to commiserate with the slightly bah-humbug sentiment.

The Funniest Christmas Cards for Families

We think the best funny cards have a touch of sweetness paired with the sass. These heartwarming cards are what family is all about – a little sweet and a little spicy!

To create a funny card that also has heart, choose a card with a phrase like “Some Call it Chaos, We Call it Family” or “It’s a Crazy, Wonderful Life”. These cute quotes are a clever way to balance a little humor with a lot of love.

Christmas Cards with Swear Words

Curse words and Christmas might not float everyone’s boat, but we’ve gotta admit, our Christmas cards with swear words are pretty darn hilarious. From cards declaring you’re “Festive AF” to cards that poke fun at your tardy approach to Christmas, er…New Year’s…cards, these are some of our most popular for a reason!