Funny Christmas Cards

The Best Funny Holiday Cards for 2025's Silliest Smiles

There’s nothing like a little laughter to make the holidays merry and bright! Pear Tree’s collection of funny Christmas cards is packed with personality, from sarcastic zingers to sweet giggles from the kids. Whether you’re looking for funny family Christmas cards, funny kids' Christmas cards, or funny holiday cards with pets, we’ve got the designs and sayings that’ll make your loved ones LOL.

Who Has the Best Funny Christmas Cards?

We’re biased (just a little), but Pear Tree is proud to offer the best funny Christmas cards you’ll find online. Our exclusive designs (created by our small but mighty team!) combine humor, style, and photo-focused layouts that let your personality shine. Whether your humor is clever, cheesy, dry, or downright ridiculous, there’s a card here for you. And if you’re a graphic designer or want to make your own - yes, we even print funny Christmas card designs you create yourself!

Favorite Funny Christmas Card Sayings

What makes a funny holiday card even better? Add a perfectly clever caption. Some of our favorite funny Christmas card sayings include:

• “Resting Grinch Face.”

• “All is calm (LOL, just kidding).”

• “Peace, Love, and Chaos.”

• “We tried to get a good photo… this is what we got.”

Can You Print a Funny Holiday Card I Designed Myself?

Yes! If you’ve created your own design—on Canva or elsewhere - you can upload it in our editor and let us take care of the printing. It’s the easiest way to bring your custom funny holiday card to life on premium cardstock, with optional matching add ons like envelope seals and addressing services. 

When Should I Order and Send My Funny Christmas Cards?

We recommend ordering your funny Christmas cards in early to mid-November to get ahead of the holiday rush. You can mail them anytime after Thanksgiving - early December is a great sweet spot to make sure your card spreads some joy before the holiday hits.

Need help mailing? Our Christmas card mailing service lets you skip the stamps - we’ll print, stuff, address and mail them for you!

What Are the Most Affordable Funny Christmas Cards?

If you’re looking for affordable funny Christmas cards, you’re in the right place. We offer budget-friendly styles galore! From Seal and Sends to postcards to classic double-sided holiday cards, you'll find a style that doesn't break your holiday budget. Laughter shouldn’t cost a fortune - and it won’t here.

What Paper Options Do You Offer?

Your funny holiday card deserves top-notch quality. Pear Tree offers premium paper choices, including:

• Matte Paper (our standard): Smooth and luxe, with a soft finish perfect for both photos and text.

• Silk Paper: Has a velvety feel and subtle sheen that gives your card a modern, premium touch that makes your photos POP! 

• Shimmer Paper: Adds sparkle with a pearlescent glow—perfect for the holidays!

• Double-Thick Paper: For those who want to go all out—this heavyweight option makes a bold, elegant impression.

Funny Christmas Card Resources

Need more help creating the perfect card? We’ve got you covered with these laugh-filled links:

• Funny Christmas Card Wording

• Cute Sayings for Pet Christmas Cards

• 29 Ways to Sign a Christmas Card